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Yucks, my baby pooped on me!

December 5, 2010

I guess every parent has a poop horror story to tell. Mine just happened yesterday. 

Baby R is the type of baby that WAILS when you take off her clothes, WAILS when you change her diapers, and WAILS when she is put into a bath. She is so loud that we dubbed her The Little Trumpet. She is not only loud, she struggles and kicks and scratches vehemently as well.

Yesterday, we had our usual wrestling match of me trying to put her into the bath tub. This is how our conversation went:

Me (trying to get a good grip on her in the tub): Baby R, be good. You know how good the water feels.

Baby R: Waah, waah, waah…

Me (taking her out of the bath tub): Now, now, we are done already. See how nice and clean you are now…

Baby R (wailing and struggling even harder): Waaah, waaaaaah, waaaaaah…. (Poop!)

And out comes out a load of shit.

The shit hit the towel, and a big part of my shirt as well. Luckily it missed my hand. But… yucks! I still shudder when I think of it now.

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4 Comments leave one →
  1. December 9, 2010 3:52 pm

    Welcome to parenthood. There will be lots of puke coming on later. And wait till they start solids, the poop is even more gross!

  2. December 9, 2010 8:25 pm

    I’m sooo not looking forward, haha…

  3. December 15, 2010 11:55 am

    Worse when the pooping happens IN the tub! *shudders in recollection*

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